AND FINALLY (these came from a Democrat)

Here is a list of some of the dumbest comments Republicans have ever made.

  1. “If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.”
    ~ George W. Bush
  2. “We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.”
    ~ Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele
  3. “When the President does it that means that it’s not illegal.”
    ~ Richard M. Nixon
  4. “Exercise freaks are the ones putting stress on the health care system.”
    ~ Rush Limbaugh
  5. “Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.”
    ~ Rush Limbaugh
  6. “Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?” (sic)
    ~ George W. Bush
  7. “Good Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions.”
    ~ Jerry Falwell
  8. “As yesterday’s positive report card shows, childrens (sic) do learn when standards are high and results are measured.”
    ~ George W. Bush
  9. “Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.”
    ~ Jerry Falwell
  10. “Facts are stupid things.”
    ~ Ronald Reagan
  11. “How did [the Holocaust] happen? Because God allowed it to happen because God said, ‘My top priority for the Jewish people is to get them to come back to the land of Israel.’”
    ~ Rev. John Hage
  12. “Our gays are more macho than their straights.”
    ~ Ann Coulter, commenting in 2005 on Jeff Gannon, the conservative plant in the White House press corps who turned out to be a male escort